Welcome to The Babylon Onion (“The Babylon Onion,” “Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms of Use (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of https://thebabylononion.com/ (the “Site”), including any content, features, services, and social media pages operated by or on behalf of The Babylon Onion.
By accessing, browsing, or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, you must not use the Site.
1. Nature of the Website (Important)
The Babylon Onion is a satire and parody website.
All content published on this Site—including headlines, articles, images, and commentary—is fictional, humorous, and created for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on this Site should be interpreted as factual news, reporting, or real events.
2. Eligibility
This Site is intended for users who are 18 years of age or older. By using the Site, you represent that you meet this requirement. If you are under 18, you may only use the Site with the consent and supervision of a parent or legal guardian.
3. Acceptance of Terms
Your use of the Site constitutes acceptance of these Terms and has the same legal effect as a written agreement. You agree not to challenge the enforceability of these Terms on the basis that they are electronic.
4. Permitted Use
You may use the Site for personal, non-commercial, entertainment purposes only.
You agree not to:
- Use the Site for any unlawful purpose
- Attempt to impersonate the Company or another user
- Interfere with the Site’s operation or security
- Scrape, copy, or reproduce content for commercial use
- Upload malicious software or harmful material
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access for violations of these Terms.
5. Intellectual Property Rights
All content on the Site—including text, graphics, logos, images, layout, and design—is owned by or licensed to The Babylon Onion and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.
You may not:
- Reproduce, distribute, modify, or sell Site content without written permission
- Use Site content for commercial purposes
- Remove copyright or trademark notices
Limited personal viewing, downloading, or printing for non-commercial use is permitted.
6. User-Generated Content
If the Site allows comments, submissions, or other user content (“User Content”):
- You are solely responsible for your User Content
- You grant The Babylon Onion a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, display, and distribute your content
- You represent that your content does not violate any law or third-party rights
We reserve the right to remove User Content at our sole discretion.
7. Third-Party Links
The Site may contain links to third-party websites. These links are provided for convenience only. We do not control or endorse third-party sites and are not responsible for their content or practices.
8. Disclaimer of Warranties
The Site and all content are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE.”
We make no warranties, express or implied, regarding accuracy, reliability, availability, or suitability for any purpose.
Your use of the Site is at your own risk.
9. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, The Babylon Onion shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of or inability to use the Site.
If you are dissatisfied with the Site, your sole remedy is to stop using it.
10. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Babylon Onion and its affiliates from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from:
- Your use of the Site
- Your violation of these Terms
- Your violation of any law or third-party rights
11. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.
12. Changes to Terms
We may update these Terms at any time. Changes become effective immediately upon posting. Continued use of the Site constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.
13. Termination
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access to the Site at our sole discretion, without notice, for any violation of these Terms.
14. Contact Information
For questions regarding these Terms, please contact us via the website’s contact page.
15. Entire Agreement
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and The Babylon Onion regarding use of the Site and supersede all prior agreements or understandings.